Friday, November 10, 2006

Christmas Bird

Provided by my colleague Kim. Really funny to me coz I worked w/a few hillbillies who speak just like this! I have nothing but a lot of respect for their practical wisdom, sense of humor, and genuine friendship (once you get to know them). Most of them are good samaritans.

4 comments:

ShastriX said...

Still chuckling, Gopa.

Reminds me of Sassy, the "cock-ate-too" at the Jurong BirdPark.

Gopa said...

Was that delicious too?!

Sudarsan said...

Reminds me of the old mother whose four sons got her something for Christmas.
* The first gave her a big house with lots of trendy furniture.
* The second gave her the latest top notch BMW.
* The third set up the greatest home entertainment system.
* The fourth gave her a parrot trained (for twelve years) to recite any page from the Bible.

The mother wrote her thank you notes:
* First, the house is too big. At my age, I find it difficult to walk to the bathroom. Now, I have so many rooms to clean.
* Second, with my fading vision, I no longer drive. I have my groceries door delivered, I no longer step outside.
* Third, most of my friends are dead or as deaf and blind as I am, I do not know what to do with the entertainment system.
* Fourth, you were the most thoughtful of the lot. The chicken was good.

Gopa said...

HA! HA! Good one Surdarsan!