How to Spot a Desi Returned from the US?!

Found these funny excerpts at this Desi Jokes site.

10. Says "Oh" instead of "Zero", (for 704, says Seven Oh Four Instead of Seven Zero Four)

9. Makes fun of Indian Standard Time and Indian Road Conditions.

8. Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps cribbing every time he steps out.

7. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in KiloMeters), and counts in Millions.(Not in Lakhs)

6. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as possible (but deep down the heart multiplies by 43 times).

5. When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed), repeats "Zee" several times, if the other person unable to get, then says X, Y, Zee (but never says Zed).

4. Even after 2 months, complaints about "Jet Lag".

3. Tries to complain about any thing in India as if he is experiencing it for the first time.

2. Tries to begin conversation with "In US ...." or "When I was in US..."

1. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of Airways by which he traveled back to India, even after 4 months of arrival.

Loved # 6!