A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic that it died. After working on it for a few minutes, he notices smooth idling. She says, "What's the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor." She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"Source: Not sure. E-mail from Ed, I think.
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Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’? - Anonymous
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