Limericks I Liked

A tutor who taught on the flute
Tried to teach two tooters to toot.
Said the two to the tutor,"
Is it harder to toot, or
To tutor two tooters to toot?"

Source: Workinghumor

if ( i = t^2 + e)
& (e = 14 + 3)
.·. i > π
& e > i
& (e / π) i 4 t [24]

Or in English

if i equals t squared plus e
and e equals forteen plus three
then i is greater than pi
and e is greater than i
and e divides pi by i for t [24]

The last line being read as "and he divides pie by I for tea."

Source: Wikipedia

Not sure if the last line is technically correct, but I liked the creativity