Monday, February 5, 2007

Jesus' Math

One day, Jesus said to his disciples, "The Kingdom of Heaven is like 3x^2 + 8x -9." A man who had just joined the disciples looked very confused and asked Peter, "What on Earth does he mean by that?" Peter replied, "Don't worry, it's just another one of his parabolas."
Source: ddhr.org

1 comment:

ShastriX said...

Ha, ha, Gopa.

As an aside, Sri Ramakrishna was no good at math. Guess where He comes from, the Formless, they use a different type of math. As in:

Q: The sun is reflecting off 100 bowls. When all the bowls are broken, how many reflections are there?
A: When that happens (the ego is annihilated), no one can tell!