Wednesday, December 6, 2006

Points to Ponder

1. The best way to get even is to forget..

2. Feed your faith and your doubts will starve to death...

3. God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts...

4. Some folks wear their halos much too tight...

5. Standing in the middle of the road is dangerous. You will get knocked down by the traffic from both ways.

6. Words are windows to the heart.

7. It isn't difficult to make a mountain out of a molehill, just add a little dirt.

8. A successful marriage isn't finding the right person; it's being the right person.

9. The mighty oak tree was once a little nut that held its ground.

10. Too many people offer God prayers with claw marks all over them.

11. The tongue must be heavy, indeed, because so few people can hold it.

12. To forgive is to set the prisoner free and then discover the prisoner was you.

13. It's all right to sit on your pity pot every now and again. Just be sure to flush when you are done.

14. You'll notice that a turtle only makes progress when it sticks out its neck...

15. If the grass is greener on the other side of the fence, you can bet the water bill is higher.
Source: E-mail from Ed

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