Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Nebraska Sanator Sued God!

Nebraska State Senator Ernie ChambersAs an expression of his frustration with frivolous litigation, Nebraska State Senator Mr. Ernie Chambers filed a law suit against God in Douglas County Court!
Chambers bases his ability to sue God, as, "that defendant, being omnipresent, is personally present in Douglas County."The suit asks for a "permanent injunction ordering Defendant to cease certain harmful activities and the making of terroristic threats."Chambers also cites that the, "defendant directly and proximately has caused, inter alia, fearsome floods, egregious earthquakes, horrendous hurricanes, terrifying tornados, pestilential plagues...""The Constitution requires that the courthouse doors be open, so you cannot prohibit the filing of suits," Chambers says. "Anyone can sue anyone they choose, even God."
So, now it is the God's turn to wait for the judgement day!

One Nation Under God

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